Thank God Itz Raining....

Thank God Itz Raining

Itz Raning after Long Time.

“GPS Satellite may fail by 2010”

“GPS Satellite may fail by 2010”

The US government revealed that the world wide network of satellite that constitutes the Global Positioning System might fail by the year 2010. Today tons of people depend upon the Satellite Navigation Network that provides guidelines for users while they drive in their cars or using cell phones.

The System could fail due to main reason:

Ø Mismanagement and
Ø Lack of Investment

The first satellite that was expected to replace the 20-year-old system was scheduled for launch in 2007, but it isn’t ready yet, it is expected to be ready by November 2009. Experts aren’t sure whether the existing satellite that is in orbit today will keep the GP running efficiently until its replacements will be ready.

GPS Systems, besides providing drivers the right directions, the GPS technology allows tracking offender's locations using electronic tagging devices.

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A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee..... On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?""No" replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?" "No!" replied the Managing Director angrily."Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.

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This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!

Yoshiro Mori
A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.. .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.