D'ont take Tension just EnJOY......
1) At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
2) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
3) In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
4) On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband fixed."
5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."
6) Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
7) At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."
8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
9) At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
10) On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
2) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
3) In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
4) On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband fixed."
5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."
6) Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
7) At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."
8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
9) At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
10) On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
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