Just Be Your Self

D'ont take Tension just EnJOY......

1) At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

2) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

3) In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

4) On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband fixed."

5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."

6) Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

7) At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."

8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

9) At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

10) On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

ALL Quotes

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I is a college student.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Gravity-It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.