Thank God Itz Raining....

Thank God Itz Raining

Itz Raning after Long Time.

“GPS Satellite may fail by 2010”

“GPS Satellite may fail by 2010”

The US government revealed that the world wide network of satellite that constitutes the Global Positioning System might fail by the year 2010. Today tons of people depend upon the Satellite Navigation Network that provides guidelines for users while they drive in their cars or using cell phones.

The System could fail due to main reason:

Ø Mismanagement and
Ø Lack of Investment

The first satellite that was expected to replace the 20-year-old system was scheduled for launch in 2007, but it isn’t ready yet, it is expected to be ready by November 2009. Experts aren’t sure whether the existing satellite that is in orbit today will keep the GP running efficiently until its replacements will be ready.

GPS Systems, besides providing drivers the right directions, the GPS technology allows tracking offender's locations using electronic tagging devices.

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COMEDY IT INDUSTRY

JOKE AT IT INDUSTRY

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee..... On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?""No" replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?" "No!" replied the Managing Director angrily."Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.

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!!!!!! Train safety !!!!!!

Please Dont Ever Try to Climbe on the Roof Top

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This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!

Yoshiro Mori
A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.. .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

Just Be Your Self

D'ont take Tension just EnJOY......

1) At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

2) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

3) In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

4) On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband fixed."

5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."

6) Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

7) At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."

8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

9) At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

10) On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

ALL Quotes

!!!!! ALL Quotes !!!!

I is a college student.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Gravity-It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.